Sunday, February 12, 2012

serabut dengan Facebook chat

assalamualaikum...



anda seorang yang hot? seorang yang owesome? seorang yang superdupper gorgeous? bukak FB pop pup pop put chatting masuk. bukan satu, bukan dua tapi beratus-ratus. Memang tak terlayan. Memang malas nak melayan.

"Hi awak, sihat?"

"Buat apa tu awak?"

"Assalamualaikum."

"Aiiiiiiiii!"

Memang tak layanlah kalau tak kenal. Memang tak terlayanlah selagi takde default picture. Memang tak terlayanlah kalau DP entah apa-apa. Memang tak layanlah lah kalau DP selebek gila. Betul tak? Tak kira korang lelaki atau perempuan mesti ada kriteria tertentu dimana anda melayan atau tidak melayan chatting. Mungkin bukan semua. Tapi kebanyakan orang begitulah. 


Lelaki! Kalau tengok pompuan yang cun seperti Neelofa tegur kat FB mesti cepat je reply. Pompuan pun sama kalau tengok lelaki 6 packs muka mengalahkan Aaron Aziz mesti cepat jugak taip mesej replykan. Kalau muka huduh mungkin terus block. Mungkin bukan semua. Tapi kebanyakan orang begitulah. 

Tapi kadang-kadang bila kebosanan melanda, tatkala sudah mengelike 1000 status kawan-kawan di FB dan selesai dengan taipan komen serta status, maka layan la juga chatting tu walaupun orang yang chatting tak seperti yang diharapkan. Hmmm. dah bosan kan.

Mungkin kita berasa OK jer tak melayan chatting diaorang. Tapi kalau kita, apa yang kita rasa kalau kita tegur orang buat derk jep. Mesti ada yang menyumpah-nyumpah bagai kan. Rasa mesti malu gila kan. 

"Demmm! Bajet lawo gila tuh tak reply chat aku. Muka macam cilaka jer.
 Macam aku nak sangat je. wekkkk!"

"Malunya aku. Nape dia tak layan chat aku. 
Camne nanti nak jumpa dia esok ni? arghhh. Malu! Malu!"

Tapikan kita kadang-kadang kena sedar diri jugaklah. Dah berpuluh-puluh kali chatting kita tak dilayan baik stopkan je lah dari chatting orang tu. Dah orang tak sudi tak payah kita nak terhegeh-hegeh kan. Come on lah. Jangan nampak sangat kita ni desperate sangat nak kenal or nak kawan dengan orang tu walhal orang tu sikit pun tak rasa apa-apa. Rasa meyampah adalah. Lainlah kalau korang memang berjiwa kental juga sensasi. Boleh tahan malu boleh tahan maki. 

Hmmm. Mungkin lebih baik kita terus terang yang kita tak suka chatting dengan orang tu. Mungkin agak jahat tapi aku rasa itu lah yang sebaiknya untuk mengelakkan kita terus diganggu dan diganggu berterusan. Dia nak marah lantak pi la. Itu hak kita kan.

Macam yang aku buat nie.



Kan dah kena marah. Dem laa. Tak pasal-pasal budak tu merajuk dengan aku sekarang. 

Paling senang OFFLINE kan chat.

p/s : tepuk dada tanya selera masing-masing :)
p/s/s : entri tade kena mengena dengan yang hidup mahupun yag sudah meninggal dunia.



31 comments:

Gary Asip said...

aku selalu je offline chat tu.. serabut.. malas nak layan... :)

♥ Cik Zack's ♥ said...

mmg annoying. mula2 chat laa. lpstu nk numb tpon bagai2 lak. puih la org mcmni. huhuhu

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yad'z said...

saye sentiasa off chat.. =)

Umi Suhada said...

Yey . Awesome gile post ni XD

chemay said...

chemay tak pernah bukak fesbuk chat tuh.
malasss,
kalau orang hantar kt inbox.
boleh pilih samada nak reply terus or tak.
sebab dia tatau kite on9 ke tidak.
hahaha

dayah SnoW Heuka said...

hahah bes!! kite same la.. anak sedara na ajak chat mmg malas.. coz naty balik berbual gak ngn dia =..=.. ape2 pon better of 9 la setuju gile ngn entry niyh 5 star la! ehehehe

nur atiqah wahida said...

conclusionnnyer,approve orang yg kita kenal je :)

secondly,kalau malas nak layan even orang yg kita knal,offline :)

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